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Wednesday 20 August 2014

5 Things That Should Come In Adult Sizes

Hello everyone!  I'm Rebecca and I usually blog over at RebeccaChapman.com, but today Jenny has been gracious enough to allow me to take over at Escape and Inspire. 

I know Jenny is getting ready to have a baby, and so many of my friends are at that stage that I'm having to buy a whole lot of baby shower gifts.  The last time I walked in to the store to pick something up I thought to myself, "I would buy a lot of this stuff for myself if only it were adult-size."  Seriously, why do babies get to have all the comfort and fun?!  Here are 5 things that should be made in adult sizes.

1. Bouncing Seats





I own a rocking chair and it looks nothing like this beauty, all plush and cozy with a headrest to keep my neck from cramping when I inevitably fall asleep and will keep my butt inside when I start to rock so hard I almost fall out.  I'm not joking.  I would fall out without being strapped in!  No living room chair that I've looked at for myself has a cute name like "Snuggle Bunny Bouncer." I could really use that mobile too. I get bored easily and it's nice to have something to bat at. I bet you want one now too.

2. Activity Gyms
I'm not talking a work-out gym.  I don't want to have to work that hard.  I just want a nice comfy mat to lie on with a few toys I can reach for so I feel like I'm stretching out my arms. The product description said this came in "frustration-free packaging" so I was totally sold.  Pretty much everything I buy has "full of frustration packaging." 

3. Whatever the heck this is
I basically just wanted to include this product because this picture is hysterical.  Why is this baby so sad?! He looks so stylish in his umbrella hat.  And I could use one because every morning I get shampoo in my eyes!  

4. Jumpers
I want to feel like an astronaut in space walking around with no gravity.  Is that so much to ask?  

5. Pack-N-Plays
 First, I had no idea that play-pens were now called play-yards.  I totally get not wanting to put your baby in something that sounds like a dog kennel but I'm not fooled.  Still, this "play-yard" looks like an awesome place to nap.

Don't lie...you want at least one of these items on the list for yourself.  I have so enjoyed getting to talk to you today.  I’d love to have you visit me over at RebeccaChapman.com.  Stop by and say hello!

14 comments:

  1. Such a funny post! I would love to have one of the swings that play music, that would work me to sleep daily. Oh and someone to dress and bath me.

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    1. I wish getting food was also as easy as just waking up and crying. It's the ultimate fast food.

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  2. Could you imagine a jumper for adults?!?! Awesome :)

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    1. I feel like the world would be a much happier place if there were adult jumpers. Could you imagine world leaders sitting in 'em and being angry enough to start wars? um, NO!

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  3. I would do anything for an adult bouncy seat...anything

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  4. I totally wish they had the bouncy seats to. Maybe I should invent one of those and become a billionaire. Loved this post!
    Goofball Mommy
    www.goofballmommy.com

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    1. You could! I mean heck if people will buy things like Snuggies and Pillow Pets there should totally be a market for this. Let me know if you make one because I definitely want to buy it ! lolol

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  5. HA! This is hysterical. I'd love a jumper, are you kidding me? #Awesomesauce

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    1. Fischer Price should definitely branch out and make adult size jumpers! Imagine the money they'd make lol

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  6. Haha this is such a funny post! It would be awesome to have an adult bouncy chair!!

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    1. I'd love one too.. although I think I'd use it to procrastinate a bit too much lol! I also wish that getting food was just as simply as waking up and crying. Babies have it so darn good !

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  7. Love this post!! I would vote for a baby swing that just keeps going without any effort on my part. :)

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    1. Definitely. I think the person to eventually create these could rule the world.

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