Hello everyone! I'm Rebecca and I usually blog over at RebeccaChapman.com, but today Jenny has been gracious enough to allow me to take over at Escape and Inspire.
I know Jenny is getting ready to have a baby, and so many of my friends are at that stage that I'm having to buy a whole lot of baby shower gifts. The last time I walked in to the store to pick something up I thought to myself, "I would buy a lot of this stuff for myself if only it were adult-size." Seriously, why do babies get to have all the comfort and fun?! Here are 5 things that should be made in adult sizes.
1. Bouncing Seats
I own a rocking chair and it looks nothing like this beauty, all plush and cozy with a headrest to keep my neck from cramping when I inevitably fall asleep and will keep my butt inside when I start to rock so hard I almost fall out. I'm not joking. I would fall out without being strapped in! No living room chair that I've looked at for myself has a cute name like "Snuggle Bunny Bouncer." I could really use that mobile too. I get bored easily and it's nice to have something to bat at. I bet you want one now too.
2. Activity Gyms
I'm not talking a work-out gym. I don't want to have to work that hard. I just want a nice comfy mat to lie on with a few toys I can reach for so I feel like I'm stretching out my arms. The product description said this came in "frustration-free packaging" so I was totally sold. Pretty much everything I buy has "full of frustration packaging."
3. Whatever the heck this is
I basically just wanted to include this product because this picture is hysterical. Why is this baby so sad?! He looks so stylish in his umbrella hat. And I could use one because every morning I get shampoo in my eyes!
4. Jumpers
I want to feel like an astronaut in space walking around with no gravity. Is that so much to ask?
5. Pack-N-Plays
First, I had no idea that play-pens were now called play-yards. I totally get not wanting to put your baby in something that sounds like a dog kennel but I'm not fooled. Still, this "play-yard" looks like an awesome place to nap.
Don't lie...you want at least one of these items on the list for yourself. I have so enjoyed getting to talk to you today. I’d love to have you visit me over at RebeccaChapman.com. Stop by and say hello!
Such a funny post! I would love to have one of the swings that play music, that would work me to sleep daily. Oh and someone to dress and bath me.
ReplyDeleteI wish getting food was also as easy as just waking up and crying. It's the ultimate fast food.
DeleteCould you imagine a jumper for adults?!?! Awesome :)
ReplyDeleteI feel like the world would be a much happier place if there were adult jumpers. Could you imagine world leaders sitting in 'em and being angry enough to start wars? um, NO!
DeleteI would do anything for an adult bouncy seat...anything
ReplyDeleteMe too!
DeleteI totally wish they had the bouncy seats to. Maybe I should invent one of those and become a billionaire. Loved this post!
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You could! I mean heck if people will buy things like Snuggies and Pillow Pets there should totally be a market for this. Let me know if you make one because I definitely want to buy it ! lolol
DeleteHA! This is hysterical. I'd love a jumper, are you kidding me? #Awesomesauce
ReplyDeleteFischer Price should definitely branch out and make adult size jumpers! Imagine the money they'd make lol
DeleteHaha this is such a funny post! It would be awesome to have an adult bouncy chair!!
ReplyDeleteI'd love one too.. although I think I'd use it to procrastinate a bit too much lol! I also wish that getting food was just as simply as waking up and crying. Babies have it so darn good !
DeleteLove this post!! I would vote for a baby swing that just keeps going without any effort on my part. :)
ReplyDeleteDefinitely. I think the person to eventually create these could rule the world.
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